Let’s Talk About Beach Sex Videos

I have one thing that has been invading my thoughts for quite some time. It is naughty, and it is on my sex bucket list. So the naughty thing that I am talking about is beach sex videos. I almost did it when I was on vacation with my boyfriend three years ago, but things didn’t go as planned. He got seasick, can you imagine that? We were not on a boat. What a fucking wimp.

So if I get a chance to have public beach sex, I will certainly come prepared, and with a boyfriend who never had a history of passing out when he sees the sea. And because of that, I decided to ask other people about their experiences with sex on a public beach, so everything could go smoothly. So I decided to post the question about public beach sex videos, and the answers were hilarious.

I have a friend who tried beach public sex a few times, and she isn’t a fan. In her words, free beach sex is only good in theory, in other words, in your head. When you think of it, nothing can go wrong with free beach sex videos, but in practice, it is a real pain in the ass. In your head, you will have sweet beach sex vids under the stars while the waves are crashing onto you. But, the reality is a living nightmare. Once, she spent all her night dodging flashlights because the beach was obviously full of people, and when they finally found a perfect place for great beach sex, the snakes disrupted them. The other time, waves almost drowned her and her boyfriend, and grabs got a hold of her boyfriend’s pinky toe, and he ended up in the emergency room. That is why I wanted to ask people about their beach sex video, as a matter of precaution. It is better to be safe than sorry later.

So I posted the question on some sex forum, and people were pretty descriptive about their public sex on the beach. One lad took his girlfriend on a beach, and since the sparks exploded they did it right there on the spot. When they finished with the free beach sex video, they were all covered with sand, from head to toe. His advice to everyone was to bring a blanket with them. If not, then be prepared to have sand everywhere. One user said that she never could imagine that from all places and decided to stick to his balls. Thank God he wore a condom because he would never wash off the sand from his cock. This is hilarious, but that is part of the public beach porn charms, and you have an open sea to clean yourself. There is nothing better than taking a dive to cool yourself down and your burning body. I think this is a logical solution.

One guy also took his girlfriend on the beach for a date, and they were about to do it when they were suddenly surrounded by crabs. He got so scared that he ran fast at the speed of lightning, leaving his girlfriend to the crabs. She kicked his ass when they saw each other the next time, and he kept apologizing till today for that. Just so you know, this happened five years ago. If the guy left me like that, he definitely would be my ex by now. As I said, I don’t like wimps.

One girl almost got caught with some stranger that she met in the bar. They didn’t know, but some night games were happening that day, and the beach was full of people. She didn’t manage to have sex on the beach, but she doesn’t regret it because it is not worth of risk. Life is ahead of her, and there will be time to go hardcore on the beach. That is the spirit girls!

Other people talked about how to avoid sand. One girl wrote that she and her boyfriend got drunk and one night decided to do it on the beach. They found a place that is in the dark, but it was slightly illuminated by the light from the near restaurant. He was sitting on the gravel, and she straddled him. Since she wore a dress it was easy for her to slip on his cock and cover their intimate parts with her dress. So when people were passing by, it looked like they were in a hot kissing session. And, another lad had once sex on the beach with his wife in some secluded bay they found. 

They had sex doggy style, so there was no possibility for sand to enter anywhere. Well, sex on the beach seems complicated, but I think I will manage. After sex, we all have to clean ourselves up, so sand shouldn’t be a problem, right?