The most depressing part of the year is the time when September rolls in. It marks the end of a beautiful, and sunny time that we all enjoyed in every part of our continent. It also marks the ending of public sex in nature porn videos, and that is what pains me the most. When the weather gets colder, so does your mood. Soon you will not think that sex in nature video is tempting anymore, and you will again, get stuck in the same dull routine. Everyone feels naughty in the summer because our libido is high as the Eiffel Tower. And we owe all thanks to the high temperatures. I am announcing proudly that this summer, I have finally made in the seventy-sic percent of the United States citizens that had nature sex videos. I am not stopping on this one.
When you are horny, you will have sex right there on the spot, and the weather isn’t a big factor when you get aroused. I don’t know have you watched Poison Ivy, but there is a part of the movie where Ivy, takes her best friend’s father for the drive. They end up having hardcore sex on the hub of a car while her best friend sits home and combs her hair. Do you know what is wrong with this scene? Well, esthetically nothing. But if you pay a closer look at the details, everything. The first rain was pouring like God was taking a leak on them. Second, you could see that there was mud everywhere to the high of man’s knees. I don’t know how that girl managed to walk in her high heels, but in Hollywood, magic happens. Third, they were wet but clean when they came home, which is another fail because my partner and I would look like we just exited the pigsty. And the fourth thing that doesn’t add up is why didn’t the girl get pneumonia? It was cold and rainy, and she wore sultry clothes. I would die literally, I can feel my lungs burning when I think of it.
One thing I love about this movie is that location is super great. And, just like the horny couple, you and your partner should go and fuck at night, and don’t forget to bring the car. Instead of getting dirty on the ground or crumpling against the wood, you can use the hub of your car or even a rooftop. That way you won’t get dirty, and if you don’t forget to bring something soft, even the surface of the car could be a jackpot. While you are getting your pussy or ass stretched or your partner gets a public blowjob from you, the summer nights are full of stars, so you can enjoy the view while your partner is focusing on bringing you to the ultimate bliss. And, if someone caught you, you are not away from the car. Hurry up, hop in your car and press the gas pedal for a quick getaway. You and your partner should practice this dill at home. If you get caught by some older couple there is no big deal, but you should still bolt out of there. But, don’t be surprised if you find a police officer or forest ranger roaming around the woods. Then run like the devil from the cross.

But there is another possible thing that could ruin your nature fun. The summer is a season of open hunting, so you should be careful of bears, wolves, mountain lions, and many other animals that live in your nearby forest. Also, there are all kinds of bugs, so make sure to spray some protection on your skin before you go into the woods. But, since the hunting season is open, watch out for your butt and back. The hunters can easily mistake your moans for animals, and you could land in the emergency room. But hey, you can always buy an orange west and helmets just like rad workers, so you can prevent getting murdered while fucking.
One thing I would not advise you to do is to have sex in the middle of the day. Don’t ask me how I know it, I just do. If you or your partner have a rough time getting aroused, you should start preparing yourself on your way to your location. So my dear lady, bend down and take your man’s cock in your mouth and make him hard as a rock until you get there. And, if you are the one who has trouble then spread your legs and put them on the cupboard. Pull your panties aside and start rubbing your clit with one hand and with the other finger your pussy. Your sexy act of masturbation will make you both hot and horny like teenagers. And, if you are feeling generous, let your partner finger you right there in the car while he is driving.







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